sorry for long no updates;(

Some retarded jokes to share with you ppl:DD

One day two guy was sitting beside a river bank.
One of the guy's told him there were gold as the bank used to be as gold mine.
Then the was tempted by the words he say and jump into the river.He was afraid there might be crocodile.
So he asked his friend, did you saw any crocodile??
He friend replied, "NO.No crocodile."
Feeling very safe and the guy continue to swim.
Then he asked again,"You sure there's no crocodile?!"
The guy shoute,"No.No crocodile anymore, as the shark had eaten them already!"

From the muttons at midnight FM.
They are darn cute DJs.I like them(: